Who Cares?

The Yankees finally win a baseball game, and all the NY Media gives a flying ^%$# about is who the 3B went out with two nights ago. As the title says, who cares? Let him handle his family business with his family. What's the difference if he wants to sleep with his wife, a stripper, or if he wants to meet Vito at the bat after the game?

Yankees win. Feels weird.

Go Get Kobe and Bring His Ass to New York City

Kobe in the Garden has to happen. The Knicks stink, and the Lakers are not much better. David Lee, Jamal Crawford, and anyone else that they'd like to take from us should be the easiest deal Zeke has ever made.

The best deal might be for the Lakers to offer Kobe to Portland for the #1 draft pick. If nothing else, that's exciting.

Go get him ZEKE!

Is it Football Season Yet?

The last time someone stole home was Jackie Robinson, we think And Yogi is still pissed since he thinks he tagged him. At this point the Yankees should not give two shits about the Sawx, or the Wild Card. Winning a damned ballgame would be good. How's this for tonight's lineup?

Melky
Jeter
Matsui
Rodriguez
Posada
Phelps
Miggy C.
Mientkiewicz
An Outfielder to be named later

DL Giambi and Damon, PLEASE. And send Cano to AAA for a week so he remembers easy come, easy go in this league. Abreu should be traded for a bag of balls. Used balls are fine. Shit, softballs would have more heart than this guy. Why fire Torre or Cashman? What the hell good will that do?

For the record. How many people within the Yankees wish they had someone like Bernie playing for them. A guy that brought all he had every night, without question.

Argh.

Good thing the Giants got Rueben Droughns. Oh boy, this is going to be a long sports year....

Good Thing for Seatbelts

Does mom really think she is going to be able to pull the kid up by his elbow? She must be the bionic woman.

This, is funny shit.

Today is a Great Day

Ladies and Gentlemen, Tecmo Bowl is back!

All we have to do is make it to 2008 to see it.

See you then!

Mr. April

Cleveland, Your Next Quarterback

Brian Sipe
Bernie Kosar
Vinnie Testeverde
Hell, even Dilfer looks tougher than this guy.

If I am Browns C Hank Fraley I may be rooting for the shotgun formation this season. This picture is from his sisters wedding to AJ Hawk. I wonder what the attire was for the Bachelor Party. Yikes.

Somewhere Vito Spatafore is smiling upon him.

Source: Deadspin

Jerry Falwell Dead

Worse things have happened. Like my hair being out of place. There is a lot less bigotry and hate in our country today. Let's give God a standing O please.

And a Bronx Cheer for the Reverend.

Mexico Loves Mayweather

Floyd Mayweather and G-Unit Celebrate Saturday night's victory over DeLa Hoya.

PacMan Jones was invited but unable to attend due to the monitor shackled to his ankle.

In Need of Attention Curt?

I am not sure where Curt Schilling got his fact checker from but last I checked Barry Bonds has not admitted to taking steroids. Why would he bring up a guy's personal life as well? I'm sure that somewhere during his mundane existence on this planet, Senor Schilling has done a few things wrong in his life too.

This all has to do with one thing: Curt is pissed that Roger Clemens is back and stealing the limelight from anyone and everyone in the MLB right now. When will this guy finally go away? Do us a favor Curt, and stick to pitching please and shut the fuck up.

This is a recording.

Safe? Really?

It's too bad the ump didnt' have any angle on this play last night that cost the Yankees the ballgame. It's also too bad Mo let Adrian Beltre hit a 2 our HR in the 9th.

Argh.

Manny Being Manny?

This is easily the first Red Sox post here, and hopefully the last (maybe not). Is there an explanation needed for what is going on here?

I didn't know the phrase "Manny being Manny" also delved into his personal life....

HE'S BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Look out world Rocket is BACK!!!!!!

Hop on the Bandwagon

All it took was a 3 game sweep of the Texas Rangers before the Yankees bandwagon started to fill up. Pictured above is Tom Brady in his favorite baseball team's cap. Maybe he is in town to throw a bullpen session to see if he is able to start on Sunday? Maybe Gisele said she would leave him unless he wore this cap.

Call us crazy, but if Gisele asked him to put on a monkey suit and walk down the block backwards on his hands, he should do that too. If not, we will.

Are You F*&%^** Kidding Me??!?!?!?!

This is becoming a little bit ridiculous. Not only do the Yankees finally have a starting pitcher on the mound in the 6th inning (really, I swear), but he happens to be 20 year old Phenom Phil Hughes. But then he throws a curve ball, and grabs his hammy. You know it's bad when my wife turns and says "the have to take him out."

Oh, I forgot to mention he was throwing a no hitter. In his second career major league start.

It is my understanding Denny Neagle will take the ball on Saturday, and Sidney Ponson may toe the rubber on Sunday.

But hey, the Yankees won. That's 2 of 10. A winning streak of sorts....

F*&^!