Whew, We've Been Busy

It is certainly annoying when you check out a website day after day and there is nothing new on there. I mean you can't find 5 minutes in the day to write something in here? If nothing else, the Search Engines will be happy about the updated content. Hopefully the offending parties will change there ways and try and come up with something witty every now and then.

Since we've last seen each other.....

Yankees Stink-- Now that the starting pitching has settled in the Yankees can no longer get a hit. They have scored 21 runs in the last 8 games. Oh, and this just in....If the relief pitchers walk people, can you please use someone else under the age of 44? Solution? Get Konerko from the White Sox, and get a reliever from Texas, preferably Otsuka.

NBA Draft-- Tonight will be a good night for Greg Oden, the oldest 19 year old ever to go #1 in NBA History. Looking forward to Isiah selecting a player who is between 6'6"-6'9" with no jump shot. Sounds about right Zeke. What if Matt Millen picked for the Knicks, and Zeke for the Lions?

Chris Benoit-- In what will go down as the strangest story of the year, WWE Wrestler gives HGH to his child, does 'roids himself, then kills his wife, kid, and himself. Not sure what to make of this sick story but this should be the last WWE post until Seth figures out how to log in and post.

WSOP-- The WSOP has been underway for a month now, already with 42 Gold Bracelets awarded. Hellmuth wins his 11th, Elezra wins his first. Tonight is the final table of the $50,000 H.O.R.S.E. tournament, the most prestigious of the tournaments. What this WSOP might be remembered for more than the large tournament fields may be the Proposition bets between High Stakes Gamblers. Erik Lindgren reportedly won $340,000 yesterday by playing 72 holes of golf in one day. He had to shoot under 100 in each round, and had to carry his bag on the course. Erik won the bet.

Kobe, Say it Like You Mean it

Where's the rest?

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Don't tell anyone but the Yankees are at .500 after 62 games.

A 60-40 record the rest of the way will put the team in playoff contention.

Time to make a run, boys.

HAHAHAHAHAH

2 out
Bottom of the ninth
1 out away from a No Hitter

Shannon Stewart, today's hero!!!!!

Better luck next time Fatso Schill

If Superstitions Work....

That fat, narcissistic blow hard hasn't let up any hits through 7 in Oakland today. Let's hope this posting gets the Oakland bats awakened for the last 2 frames.

3 Days?

Pardon my language (and the photo), but how the fuck does someone sentenced to 45 days in jail, then 23 days in jail, get only 3 days in the muthafuckin clink?

Stay tuned for the Paris Hilton Sex video starring the Warden.....

See TMZ.com for more..

Ain't Dead Yet

After this weekend there are two things that just ain't dead:

The 2007 Yankees
and Tony Soprano.

The Yankees should have swept Boston this week. Had Mr. Torre not left in Mussina one inning too long, we may have had the brooms out. (Why does Joe ALWAYS leave him in too long).

Tony should not have idiots working for him who murder the wrong person, which then gets his brother-in-law and his right hand man Silv killed.

Now if the Yankees lose 2 of 3 in Chicago, then this weekend is all for naught. Again.

And if Tony doesn't kill Phil Leotardo soon then this season is for naught. Again.

Thank You, LeBron

If you were asleep, gambling, or making love to your wife last night instead of watching the second half of the Eastern Conference Final I am sorry for you. You missed the single best playoff performance I've seen since MJ shrugged his shoulders in disbelief versus Portland a decade ago.

The numbers are staggering:

50 Minutes
48 pts
9 rebounds
9 assists
Scored the team's last 25 points
Scored 29 of his team's last 30 points

As my boy JBrizzy would say...Marone!

And the Yankees did NOT lose last night either

And it's Friday.

Thank You, LeBron