Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Where is Buddy Ryan When You Need Him?


The Giants should hire Buddy Ryan as a consultant. His first piece of business should be this: Put a bounty on Tiki Barber's head. I am sure I speak for many people when I "Tiki, shut the FUCK up." Normally we don't like to use language like that here as we are classy folks. But we could not find another phrase to use here so deal with it.

Tiki, if it were not for the organization you are bashing you would be Ronde's Personal Assistant right now. Instead you get to be Matt Lauer's PA. I hope that you try and make an appearance at Giants Stadium this season. If you do make sure to bring security detail as you may get the crap beaten out of you. Too bad you didn't quit a few years earlier. Not retire, quit.

In Eli We Trust

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