Tuesday, July 01, 2008

It's (Going to Be) a BOY!


Seems that I need to post here more often. Heard that before.

My wife Danielle is due to give birth to our first child (of a half dozen) , a baby boy on November 24th. Negotiations have begun with the Yankees on a contract that will lock him up until he turns 16. A Press Conference will be held in 2024 to announce his intentions.

Negotiations of different sorts have begun between my Wife and I. She does not see the versatility of a name like Eli Osi Rubinstein. Sounds Jewish enough to me. I can settle for Joba Phil Rubinstein is she wants something different.

Whatever name we choose we can be sure of one thing. Everett Gabel now has a sparring partner for the next century....

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