Coming Soon to a college near you......

Strip Club Etiquette 101 with Professor Pacman Jones

"Hi, I'm Pacman Jones. Are you tired of ungrateful strippers taking your money before you believe they've truly earned it? Not enough grindin? Not enough knee to crotch contact? How 'bout brushin that nipple against your lip a few more times? Afraid to ask? After my class, you won't be. Learn the secrets of the Rain Dance and I garuntee you'll be making strippers cower in fear in no time flat. Make it rain, baby. Make it rain."