Friday, March 16, 2007

Make Room In The Tank....For Tank




No, the short jewish guy next to Tank Johnson isn't his agent, but they are discussing a succesful negotiation. It's his lawyer and the negotiation was succesful because he could have went to jail for a year but now it's only 4 months!!! The Bears defensive lineman is headed to the joint after 6 unregistered weapons were found at his home, after already being on probation for a previous weapons charge. Tank is the latest pro athlete to prove he's more of a pro jerkoff. But let's give Tank some props for keeping the streak alive for consecutive days I've read a story about an athlete that's related to guns, drugs, battery or DUI. Keep reaching for the stars, fellas....

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