Thursday, March 22, 2007

Tony LaRussa Arrested for DUI


According to news reports, Tony LaRussa was arrested early this morning on suspicions of DUI. LaRussa was found asleep at the wheel at a red light. His SUV was in Drive while his foot was still on the brake.

What in the world would have made the police suspicious??? Do you think he drives with his sunglasses on at night?

No word on whether LaRussa was returning from a night of drinking with Britney.

1 comment:

Abby D said...

It's just a misunderstanding. I'm telling you. (Details of my excuse-making at The Left Calf. Link at right.)