Tuesday, March 06, 2007

The Crazy Molesting Uncle is Yesterday's News

The bar has officially been raised. Merely touching your niece or nephew in an innapropriate manner just won't cut it if you'are looking for "Crazy Uncle" status. By now, you've probably seen the video of the Texas teens who made the little kids smoke blunts. What you may not have seen is his rationale for doing this. As you'll see in the video, this guy is clearly wise beyond his years and has a way with words that we can all envy. He explains that it's not a big deal because the kid would eventually smoke weed anyway. Fair point, Unc. And he is also right when he says that we have all blown this out of proportion. I've actually hung out with those little kids and they love hookers and girls in white cotton panties. Plus they smoke 3 packs a day and each carries a flask containing Old Grandad whiskey. So the Uncle is right, we're clearly judging without all the facts.


http://www.cnn.com/video/player/player.html?url=/video/us/2007/03/06/sots.mccoy.pot.smoking.kids.wfaa

1 comment:

Craig R. said...

The more I watch this the more it looks like the black version of Uncle Alan