Friday, March 09, 2007

Jackson Clones Himself With Plans To Start Babysitting Service


Really, can you tell which is the real one? MJ, caked in what must be left overs from Cesar Romero's Joker makeup from the old Batman series, has cloned himself and plans on cloning between 5-10 more "Gloved Ones". The New Jacksons, as they are being called will be launching a country wide babysitting service. Plans are to have the service up and running in most major cities by mid 2008. During the press conference, an unuasually candid MJ revealed the longstanding secret behind wearing the glove, saying they protect him from leaving fingerprints on little boy penis.

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