It what you can call amusing, disturbing, and worrisome all at the same time, the Yankees officially have some health issues on their pitching staff. It is becoming increasingly possible that the Yankees 2007 Opening day starting pitcher will be:
Carl Pavano.
Yes, that guy.
No, I am not kidding. Do you think I would joke about this?
The better question is, when he takes the mound for his first start since summer 2005 (he has been paid $20 mil since then) do you tell the guy what you think of him?
From what I hear there is a 44 year old who lives down in Texas, and has this pitch he refers to as "Mr. Splitty." He can be reached at 1-800-ROCKET. Please, no calls after 10 as he is asleep by then
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